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DrewJW wrote:Do aliens rate their own farts?

Uh huh...Beavis...how would you do that? What is the scale...do you measure velocity? Sounds? Duration? Smell??? A very difficult thing to easily accomplish

I have been thinking of ways to publicly declare I am a bad guy, an outlaw not to be messed with on my pcx...I think a sticker or decal like the nose art on the B-17 I crewed on would fit my needs. "Racy lady", leaning on her swing, shorts..tank top, alien..green hair, fangs...Wow!

DrewJW wrote:This thread has me filled with wtf?

As a nooby.. is WTO.. WTF..are these the same?
I read EFI for the pcx. I use EF YOU or EF U a lot.
Also EF ME all the time. Is EF I same thing?

What a fantastic idea!!! And be super polite doing it. How many pcxs would fit in one parking space? 10? So you leave plenty of parking, and as a mean and nasty bunch of bikers loosen all the tops of the sugars and salt shakers. Terrorism....

I have never seen Canadian women in my monthly subscription to Wanker magazine.....hmmmm Unless I can get confirmation from a real Canadian that boobies exist there I need another plan.... What about Oklahoma? Nobody would waste a nuke on that place for sure....do they even have women that don't loo...

What if the Canadians stop all refugees coming from the south. I think your scoot needs a camo paint job. Boobies , what a great word... What if I fight for days, get into Canada and find out Canadian women don't have boobies ..... cold weather, snow, heavy clothes and industrial baby formula have ...

my 2013 pcx 150 has hurricane silencer, 8 drilled 1/4 inch holes in the bottom of the airbox to slightly increase mileage. I plan to tie 2-1 gallon jugs with the caps sealed and small holes with a rubber tubes with a connector so that both jugs will drain into the tank at the same time, they will r...

Maddiedog you are dead wrong about the scooter, the pcx is excellent in key areas: top speed-gas mileage-. If you have seen any of the mad max movies...DUH!!! When I make my run for the border after the nukes, I want to stay well ahead of the ravaging hordes..... not my idea of a good day to be a cr...

This thread is a whole pile of crazy. I love it. Hairbraine, I don't mind silly comments, but make sure they stay polite. We don't need to know about your nutsack ;) I think I'd buy a motoped if I wanted to really have an apocolypse bike. Way smaller and way lighter than the PCX. :D Sorry about sha...

gn2 wrote:You could start a new one, "Sons of Abstinence"

Hey, not cool at all!! You been talking to my wife?.....she said maybe for Christmas...if I am good

j.d.b. wrote:I joined the MILD BUNCH! Grrrrrr!

Wow, I want to join also, sounds like they sit around drink Lipton tea and exchange baking recipes! Perfect for me...except that tea stains my dentures....damn

While riding a snarling PCX, we're a gang of one. Townspeople scatter and even desperados quake in their (motorcycle) boots. Desperados-1-icon.png Disclaimer: Poster does not condone the obviously unsafe gun-handling practiced by the pictured Desperado. Never put your finger on the trigger until yo...

I use my walker to get on my scooter, then collapse and strap it tight. In a bar fight the walker might not work too well. Maybe if I mod the walker.....

When I bug out can I leave my wife home? I married a Russian bride from the internets. Turns out she was an east German shotputter. 6'4", 255lbs solid muscle. When she gets on the back of my scoot she pushes me forward in till what is left of my nutsack is jammed into the steering column.

j.d.b. wrote:I joined the MILD BUNCH! Grrrrrr!

Can I stay out 'till 10pm and drink cherry coca cola with those guys? I got a simulated leather jacket from walmart so I am good to go!

After many years if listening to Steppenwolf BORN TO BE WILD I got my first motorcycle and now can be an outlaw biker. I left a voicemail on the hells angels HOTLINE but they never called back. what do I do?

Has anyone else drilled holes in their airbox? Are there any negatives to doing this type of modification?[/quote]
Only if you drilled holes behind air filter...[/quote]

Whoa...that thing is an air filter??? I tossed it I thought it was packing material for shipping...

Del Norte 'american jokes mucho

No doubt Fred was a super stud, all weather, no shoes, no waiting in gas lines...

I catch bloody hell every day from my old lady, is a scooter for prepper..would that make me a preppee? That foto above is what I looked like before I lost all my hair...and 30% of my brain cells....ok more like 45%