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Alibally wrote:You'll be lucky.

Excellent

gn2 wrote:

you you wrote:Is Scotland a colony.

No, it's a colon and has been shiteing on you lot since 1707

It's only ten past six now

you you wrote:It's only ten past six now

What's the time in the colonies?

gn2 wrote:

you you wrote:It's only ten past six now

What's the time in the colonies?

Don't ask, he'll just spill his drink down his shirt

gn2 wrote:

Taz wrote:Are you addressing me?

No, you lot have a sense of humour.

Well we are now the happiest nation according to OECD. http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/world ... 414100.htm

What's happened to the long posts here? I think maddie mod has been deleting posts.

They can only get to you if you let them get to you. They are so envious, they have to add unnecessary vowels to their words... apparently, it colours their sense of humour.

I understand roots. I also understand that the offspring can often outperform the parents. We have been enemies and we have been allies. They gave us the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, we gave them Austin Powers (Yeah, Baby!)... I'd call that even.

Laugh it off and go for a scooter ride... on the millions and millions of miles of roads in our vast, beautiful country... which is, incidentally, about 40 times the size of the UK. Not that it's a contest... but if it were, we'd win. Oh, and about 400,000 miles of paved roads in the UK vs over 55,000,000 in the US. This should help you understand their frustration... kinda like the guy who "once had a pretty girlfriend"... you know, a long time ago.

Understand that each time one of them says, "the colonies," it is wishful thinking, not a slight of this great country.

(cue the music) I'm proud to be an American...



Captain Jim

CaptnJim wrote:we gave them Austin Powers (Yeah, Baby!)

Mike Myers was born in Canada to English parents.

CaptnJim wrote:this great country.

Now that's what I call wishful thinking.

CaptnJim wrote:They can only get to you if you let them get to you. They are so envious, they have to add unnecessary vowels to their words... apparently, it colours their sense of humour.

I understand roots. I also understand that the offspring can often outperform the parents. We have been enemies and we have been allies. They gave us the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, we gave them Austin Powers (Yeah, Baby!)... I'd call that even.

Laugh it off and go for a scooter ride... on the millions and millions of miles of roads in our vast, beautiful country... which is, incidentally, about 40 times the size of the UK. Not that it's a contest... but if it were, we'd win. Oh, and about 400,000 miles of paved roads in the UK vs over 55,000,000 in the US. This should help you understand their frustration... kinda like the guy who "once had a pretty girlfriend"... you know, a long time ago.

Understand that each time one of them says, "the colonies," it is wishful thinking, not a slight of this great country.

(cue the music) I'm proud to be an American...



Captain Jim

You are protesting too much...

Men of Harlech, on to glory!...

oh, wait...'af a mo'....those are Welshmen....more bleedin' colonials...

CaptnJim wrote:They can only get to you if you let them get to you. They are so envious, they have to add unnecessary vowels to their words... apparently, it colours their sense of humour.

I understand roots. I also understand that the offspring can often outperform the parents. We have been enemies and we have been allies. They gave us the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, we gave them Austin Powers (Yeah, Baby!)... I'd call that even.

Laugh it off and go for a scooter ride... on the millions and millions of miles of roads in our vast, beautiful country... which is, incidentally, about 40 times the size of the UK. Not that it's a contest... but if it were, we'd win. Oh, and about 400,000 miles of paved roads in the UK vs over 55,000,000 in the US. This should help you understand their frustration... kinda like the guy who "once had a pretty girlfriend"... you know, a long time ago.

Understand that each time one of them says, "the colonies," it is wishful thinking, not a slight of this great country.

(cue the music) I'm proud to be an American...



Captain Jim

If there were a "thanks" button, I would have used it.

The_Head wrote:

CaptnJim wrote:They can only get to you if you let them get to you. They are so envious, they have to add unnecessary vowels to their words... apparently, it colours their sense of humour.

I understand roots. I also understand that the offspring can often outperform the parents. We have been enemies and we have been allies. They gave us the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, we gave them Austin Powers (Yeah, Baby!)... I'd call that even.

Laugh it off and go for a scooter ride... on the millions and millions of miles of roads in our vast, beautiful country... which is, incidentally, about 40 times the size of the UK. Not that it's a contest... but if it were, we'd win. Oh, and about 400,000 miles of paved roads in the UK vs over 55,000,000 in the US. This should help you understand their frustration... kinda like the guy who "once had a pretty girlfriend"... you know, a long time ago.

Understand that each time one of them says, "the colonies," it is wishful thinking, not a slight of this great country.

(cue the music) I'm proud to be an American...



Captain Jim

If there were a "thanks" button, I would have used it.

You like your buttons

Americans, missing the point since 1776...

gn2 wrote:

CaptnJim wrote:we gave them Austin Powers (Yeah, Baby!)

Mike Myers was born in Canada to English parents.

CaptnJim wrote:this great country.

Now that's what I call wishful thinking.

I didn't say we gave them Mike Myers. What we gave the world was a parody with Austin Powers. If someone thought every Englishman was like that character, it would be laughable. Some folks are unable to appreciate tongue-in-cheek.

From my perspective, I don't give a rat's rear if anyone calls the United States "the colonies." I was simply putting some humor (no "u") in this thread to diffuse things. Some folks pick at a scab, some know when to let it alone. And some aren't happy unless they are picking at it.

Doesn't bother me a bit.

Jim (my Irish Mother didn't name me with two consonants and a number)

CaptnJim wrote:

gn2 wrote:

CaptnJim wrote:we gave them Austin Powers (Yeah, Baby!)

Mike Myers was born in Canada to English parents.

CaptnJim wrote:this great country.

Now that's what I call wishful thinking.

I didn't say we gave them Mike Myers. What we gave the world was a parody with Austin Powers. If someone thought every Englishman was like that character, it would be laughable. Some folks are unable to appreciate tongue-in-cheek.

From my perspective, I don't give a rat's rear if anyone calls the United States "the colonies." I was simply putting some humor (no "u") in this thread to diffuse things. Some folks pick at a scab, some know when to let it alone. And some aren't happy unless they are picking at it.

Doesn't bother me a bit.

Jim (my Irish Mother didn't name me with two consonants and a number)

It's all a bit of harmless ribbing.

It's all very character building isn't it.

Alibally wrote:It's all very character building isn't it.

It was all in good fun. Actually I laughed quite a bit at the repetition of the word, "colonies". That was funny.
On another note, I read on the internets that the U.S. has larger breasts than the U.K. Here is my source:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/2 ... 56565.html
Here is another boob map:
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285

I'm movin to Russia.

Alibally wrote:I'm movin to Russia.

There's a couple of big t1ts in Scotland too...

Here's a pair of great ones

No one can say thats not funny!