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Dumby - with a passenger

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:23 am
by fish
Out on my scooter yesterday - saw a man with female passenger (up high, hunched over) riding a big sport-bike, both wearing half helmets, shorts and T-shirts.
But the really dumb thing was the way he was tailgating that p-up truck at 45 mph through town.
He couldn't have been more than 10-12 feet behind the truck.
I followed at a distance for many blocks.
Couldn't believe how he was risking the health of his passenger!

Today, watched a kid on a sportbike ripping through the gears at 50-60mph down a busy 35mph city street.

those two need a visit from Nolan......
Out on my scooter yesterday - saw a man with female passenger (up high, hunched over) riding a big sport-bike, both wearing half helmets, shorts and T-shirts.
But the really dumb thing was the way he was tailgating that p-up truck at 45 mph through town.
He couldn't have been more than 10-12 feet behind the truck.
I followed at a distance for many blocks.
Couldn't believe how he was risking the health of his passenger!

Today, watched a kid on a sportbike ripping through the gears at 50-60mph down a busy 35mph city street.

those two need a night-time visit from Nolan......
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Fish

Re: Dumby - with a passenger

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:34 am
by Mel46
We have a whole state full of dummies, and one next door to ours as well. It is like an epidemic.

Re: Dumby - with a passenger

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:48 pm
by Old Grinner
those two need a visit from Nolan......
Second verse . . . same as the first!

"I'm Henry the VIII I am . . .."



Sorry, couldn't help myself. :lol:

The stupidity eventually catches up with riders like the one's you described. The thing is they probably would come through a "get off" with just a few scratches but the unfortunate passenger would end up in really sad shape or worse. :roll:

Re: Dumby - with a passenger

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:05 pm
by you you
Can we have a sub forum for miserable old sods :D :roll: :D

Re: Dumby - with a passenger

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:33 am
by Mel46
...and who are the miserable old sods?? Hopefully, not us.
We ride scooters. We are not idiots who think a helmet is for sissies. We don't try to do wheelies on the freeway or tell our passengers to 'just hang on. Your floppies and shorts are fine at 60 mph."

Re: Dumby - with a passenger

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:38 am
by gn2
There's no cure for stupid.

Re: Dumby - with a passenger

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:45 am
by WhiteNoise
2X?
I think fish wants us to get the message.
As Herman sings "second verse, same as the first." Perfect. Too Funny!!

Wait! :? I recognize that photo! My kitchen! That's Me in Mine helmet!
No problem, I'm flattered.
Neon yella, I'm a stand-out. Nolan Loves Me! :lol: kiss kiss hig hug

Those wild crazy kids can be seen everywhere here on the Island. If you don't See them, you sure the heck Hear them. At all hours!! In the AM I suddenly wake up. I wonder why. Then I Hear why.
Sport bikes are tearing arse down a 40mph straight-away a mile away. Probably on One wheel!! That road is under construction, btw. Sand, rock and gravel everywhere. Nuts.
I want to bury my face in my pillow. My face cringes. I don't want to Hear that dreaded sound. Car crash, wall crash, pole crash, Ugh!

Oh yeah, in t-shirts, shorts, sneakers, no socks, full/or/modular helmet, chintzy gloves.
Just Perfect!! o_O

Re: Dumby - with a passenger

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:50 am
by WhiteNoise
Whoa....Hold-Up! Ain't Nobody OLD Here,....ya Hear?
2yous, "Take a look at your life, We're a lot like you...."

Younger than Springtime ;) :D

Re: Dumby - with a passenger

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:27 pm
by easyrider