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What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter"?

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:47 pm
by GatorGreg
So I was riding home this evening in the parking lot of a grocery store with a case of Dasani under my seat when I yielded to a VERY attractive pedestrian (I'm talking at least an 8.5/10 on my scale) so she could walk in front of me to the store. As she passed me she looked me in the eye with a big smile and said "I like your scooter". So I just smiled back, said thank you, and rode home.

As I was riding home I wondered what the proper protocol would be in this situation assuming you are single? (which I'm not :D )

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:56 pm
by dkazzed
Start carrying a spare helmet.

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:08 pm
by GatorGreg
dkazzed wrote:Start carrying a spare helmet.
This is excellent advice for the single guys out there because even Honda's own commercial suggests that a PCX with a spare helmet under the seat will lead to a midnight rendezvous in a pool 8) In fact Honda should probably include a warning in the owner's manual about this: "WARNING: Females are highly attracted to men riding the stylish and sexy PCX - you should always carry extra protection under your seat in case of an unexpected emergency." :D



Which reminds me of an old tune by the Babys :D

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:35 pm
by homie
Run... and don't look back

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:42 pm
by GatorGreg
homie wrote:Run... and don't look back
LMFAO homie!
If it wasn't too late for me to edit the poll I would definitely add that as an option :lol:

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:15 am
by DAB
you should always carry extra protection under your seat in case of an unexpected emergency."[/b] :D

You can carry them in the glove box. 8)

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:43 am
by iceman
GatorGreg wrote:
dkazzed wrote:Start carrying a spare helmet.
This is excellent advice for the single guys out there because even Honda's own commercial suggests that a PCX with a spare helmet under the seat will lead to a midnight rendezvous in a pool[/b] :D
I guess we cannot sue when it's only suggested :) - never had the offer of a midnight rendezvous, and that's with the much desired and faster 'pearl white' PCX :)

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 8:23 am
by Bash On!
If you're not single, why are you even asking this question?

-AND-

If you _are_ single, why are you even asking this question?

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:13 am
by kramnala58
Bash On! wrote:If you're not single, why are you even asking this question?
-AND-
If you _are_ single, why are you even asking this question?
Exactly! :lol:

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:15 am
by kramnala58
Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule. ;)

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:38 am
by GatorGreg
kramnala58 wrote:Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule. ;)
Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all home :D

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 10:58 am
by Bash On!
GatorGreg wrote:
kramnala58 wrote:Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule. ;)
Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all home :D
Best you went home, then. She likely would have been disappointed.

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 5:27 pm
by GatorGreg
Bash On! wrote:
GatorGreg wrote:
kramnala58 wrote:Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule. ;)
Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all home :D
Best you went home, then. She likely would have been disappointed.
Ouch - that hurts! :D

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Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 5:54 pm
by JohnL
Yes, no-one likes warm water or beer :D :D

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:37 pm
by waspmike
GatorGreg wrote: Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all home :D
Well that explains it all.

"Is that a bottle of Desanis in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

For the Aussies out there. You stick the potato in the front of your budgie smugglers not the back.

Or

As she passed me she looked me in the eye with a big smile and said "I like your scooter" and she knows the difference between sarcasm and irony.

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2015 2:13 am
by GlassMan
This forum is Awsome!!!

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2015 2:24 am
by pcx150man
GlassMan wrote:This forum is Awsome!!!



Yes it is, although best not mention you belong to a motor scooter forum whilst attempting to pick up women.....oh, and I almost always leave my pencil pocket protector, and caculator at home...at least for the first couple of dates

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:12 am
by kramnala58
pcx150man wrote:
GlassMan wrote:This forum is Awsome!!!
Yes it is, although best not mention you belong to a motor scooter forum whilst attempting to pick up women.....oh, and I almost always leave my pencil pocket protector, and caculator at home...at least for the first couple of dates
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:17 am
by kramnala58
GatorGreg wrote:
kramnala58 wrote:Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule. ;)
Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all home :D
If it was a bottle of Evian water tucked in your pants, we would know that she was just being naive ...... which just so happens to be Evian spelled backwards. Maybe that is why it has its name, because we have to be fairly naive to spend that sort of money to tap water. ;) :o o_O

Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:21 am
by fish
Did she know you have a scooter?
In some parts of Appalachia a scooter is something else.
Fish