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My Honda Forza 300 is a Tin Wing

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 12:18 pm
by davenowherejones
Honda makes the fabulous Gold Wing (DCT) and the confused Silver Wing (CVT).

I declare my 2014 Honda Forza 300 to be a Tin Wing because of its colour.

I have not decided if it is male or female? Neither and not in between either.

I have also never given any of my bikes pet names although I could get used to calling my Forza Sally. Sally forth jokes would be forth coming. No sex on the bike while it is moving please.

I am not sure what to call the Red ones but I hear they do go faster.

Re: My Honda Forza 300 is a Tin Wing

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 11:47 pm
by E. Foster Salsbury
Gold Wing, Silver Wing, Pewter Wing and Bronze Wing?
How many times have you ridden Sally hard and put her(him?) away wet?

Re: My Honda Forza 300 is a Tin Wing

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 1:07 am
by Lafree
Hi Dave, got to be Tupperware wing , by the way I'm in Scotland in my campervan any ancestors you want me to chase, Lafree.

Re: My Honda Forza 300 is a Tin Wing

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:36 am
by davenowherejones
E. Foster Salsbury wrote:Gold Wing, Silver Wing, Pewter Wing and Bronze Wing?
How many times have you ridden Sally hard and put her(him?) away wet?
Almost every time.

Re: My Honda Forza 300 is a Tin Wing

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:44 am
by davenowherejones
Lafree wrote:Hi Dave, got to be Tupperware wing , by the way I'm in Scotland in my campervan any ancestors you want me to chase, Lafree.
The Anglican church kicked my mother off of Prince Edward Island for failing to get married in their church before she got pregnant. I was sold in Toronto to Mr Jones. Lots of Devon & Scottish biological relatives. See if you can find the rich ones please.

Re: My Honda Forza 300 is a Tin Wing

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 6:10 pm
by E. Foster Salsbury
Poor Sally :(
At least you buy her(him?) new shoes once in a while.