This morning, I went to bikersbits to have a look, and was reminded that there are several different levels of them, ranging from $116 to $853. Quite a wide range, we probably shouldn't give up on them ALL. Also, there are Ohlins, which are The Standard for aftermarket shocks, and which are cheaper than the high-est level Ohlins.
homie, which ones did you try that didn't do much? The $116 ones? If so, I'm thinking maybe what's needed is extra oil capacity, for extra damping. The G-Plus models ($175) look like they have a bigger reservoir than the Euro, for example; about the same size as Ohlins:

I'm thinking about the Ohlins myslelf, but $610 is a lot of money. Might just be better off trading the PCX in toward a Silver Wing. (which can be quite reasonable, used)