Piddlin' better than pouring me thinks

but still a p.i.t.a.!
Is it windy there, as in Gusty?
It is here and overcast
Days of rain about to commence. More is Not better, in this case.
And Our traffic is ridiculous! No riding this Saturday. Crap!
Yesterday:
I'm in my truck in the right lane moving 30-35mph (40mph speed limit on this one way/2 lane road).
I'm glancing about as if riding my scoot (good habit taught from moto riding
Anywho, I hear rumbling (and it's thundering/raining too) but not that rumble, this was biker rumble.
Nope! Not biker rumble either...
Sports Car rumble and coming straight at my arse @ 65+mph!
His rumble was just about to move inside my cab! With a car in front of me all I could do was swerve to the right as far as possible (almost nicking the curb). At the very moment I swerved the driver behind woke up and swerved to the left lane - missing my left tail by degrees.
But wait! There's a 2nd asshole (excuse me) behind this asshole that was in the left lane (next to us).
I then gathered they were racing or pissed off at each other (you pick, it's no matter to me - just assholes!) so asshole 2 was now forced to swerve to avoid the jackass behind me that swerved in front of him!
You get the picture? A lot of traffic in front and behind us with these 2 racing into a pack of vehicles at 65+ mph weaving in and out of cars. Not that far ahead of us, our 2 lanes turn into one with a traffic light before it. All cars were stopped up ahead at that point. These two were about to join forces with "All That!" A Major collision was about to take place. Everyone froze in shock watching these two vehicles take over a two lane to one lane road.
OMG I wished the Police were around! I had no time to get their plate numbers. They weaved through the crowd like butter scaring everyone. At the traffic light they made a left turn and disappeared. Thank God no one was hurt. I Pray no heart attacks either.
End of awful Friday experience. Be safe fam