My Honda Forza 300 is a Tin Wing

[davenowherejones]

Honda makes the fabulous Gold Wing (DCT) and the confused Silver Wing (CVT).

I declare my 2014 Honda Forza 300 to be a Tin Wing because of its colour.

I have not decided if it is male or female? Neither and not in between either.

I have also never given any of my bikes pet names although I could get used to calling my Forza Sally. Sally forth jokes would be forth coming. No sex on the bike while it is moving please.

I am not sure what to call the Red ones but I hear they do go faster.

[E. Foster Salsbury]

Gold Wing, Silver Wing, Pewter Wing and Bronze Wing?
How many times have you ridden Sally hard and put her(him?) away wet?

[Lafree]

Hi Dave, got to be Tupperware wing , by the way I'm in Scotland in my campervan any ancestors you want me to chase, Lafree.

[davenowherejones]

Gold Wing, Silver Wing, Pewter Wing and Bronze Wing?
How many times have you ridden Sally hard and put her(him?) away wet?

Almost every time.

[davenowherejones]

Hi Dave, got to be Tupperware wing , by the way I'm in Scotland in my campervan any ancestors you want me to chase, Lafree.

The Anglican church kicked my mother off of Prince Edward Island for failing to get married in their church before she got pregnant. I was sold in Toronto to Mr Jones. Lots of Devon & Scottish biological relatives. See if you can find the rich ones please.

[E. Foster Salsbury]

Poor Sally
At least you buy her(him?) new shoes once in a while.