Oh, but if I were only younger!
When I was younger we had air cooled engines and motorcycles that needed to be shifted into gear before the fun started. The only "real" scooters were the Vespas, which just DIDN'T LOOK LIKE ADVENTURE BIKES! An ADV of either engine size would have been a really fun ride.
(That didn't mean that my Honda CB350 wasn't fun, or my 500, but a scooter that looked like an adventure bike was unheard of back then.)