which outlaw biker gang can I join with my pcx?

[hairbraine]

After many years if listening to Steppenwolf BORN TO BE WILD I got my first motorcycle and now can be an outlaw biker. I left a voicemail on the hells angels HOTLINE but they never called back. what do I do?

[j.d.b.]

I joined the MILD BUNCH! Grrrrrr!

[hairbraine]

I joined the MILD BUNCH! Grrrrrr!

Can I stay out 'till 10pm and drink cherry coca cola with those guys? I got a simulated leather jacket from walmart so I am good to go!

[hairbraine]

I use my walker to get on my scooter, then collapse and strap it tight. In a bar fight the walker might not work too well. Maybe if I mod the walker.....

[relic]

Seems a lot of PCXers are somewhat older
maybe start a new gang
Grumps
everyone would know they're messing with the wrong crowd
devious old bastards

[honkerman]

How about Pergatory's Pensioners?

Heh...I am in the process of joining the Christian Motorcycle Association. Not exactly an intimidating group.

[waspmike]

There is one in New Zealand called Ulysses Club. Only for the over 40's! Their motto is Grow Old Disgracefully.

You could ask if you can start a foreign chapter?

[Seph]

There is one in New Zealand called Ulysses Club. Only for the over 40's! Their motto is Grow Old Disgracefully.

You could ask if you can start a foreign chapter?

No fair, I'm only 30!

[waspmike]

^ That's OK I think rule #7 in their constitution is no scousers.

[Kenno]

My mum thinks bikes are dangerous so she won't sew any badges on my leather waistcoat. That rules me out!

[gn2]

You could start a new one, "Sons of Abstinence"

[waspmike]

^ Isn't that Sons Of Absinthe

I know but there is bugger all on TV tonight.

[Bash On!]

While riding a snarling PCX, we're a gang of one. Townspeople scatter and even desperados quake in their (motorcycle) boots.

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Disclaimer: Poster does not condone the obviously unsafe gun-handling practiced by the pictured Desperado. Never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to shoot. Never text and shoot. This person has had his Desperado union card pulled until he is retrained.

[maddiedog]

Hells angels is way too intense.

How about the souls of purgatory?

You can't ride like a bat out of hell, but you can flap along like a moth out of purgatory!

[hairbraine]

While riding a snarling PCX, we're a gang of one. Townspeople scatter and even desperados quake in their (motorcycle) boots.

Desperados-1-icon.png

Disclaimer: Poster does not condone the obviously unsafe gun-handling practiced by the pictured Desperado. Never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to shoot. Never text and shoot. This person has had his Desperado union card pulled until he is retrained.

"Des-per-ado, why won't you come to your senses, been out riding pcx's, do so long, now"

[hairbraine]

I joined the MILD BUNCH! Grrrrrr!

Wow, I want to join also, sounds like they sit around drink Lipton tea and exchange baking recipes! Perfect for me...except that tea stains my dentures....damn

[hairbraine]

You could start a new one, "Sons of Abstinence"

Hey, not cool at all!! You been talking to my wife?.....she said maybe for Christmas...if I am good

[you you]

Rebel without a clue my old dad used to call me

[RusticCharm]

I have a Sons of Bacon t-shirt I got at the Milwaukee Bacon Fest held at the Harley Davidson Museum. Perhaps I should start a pcx gang here and use that as our colors. We could ride into and terrorize small towns by taking up all the seating during the breakfast rush at the local diner.

[hairbraine]

What a fantastic idea!!! And be super polite doing it. How many pcxs would fit in one parking space? 10? So you leave plenty of parking, and as a mean and nasty bunch of bikers loosen all the tops of the sugars and salt shakers. Terrorism....