Happy Valentines Day

[davenowherejones]

I love my Forza, I want to ride my Forza, I slipped and fell on the ice yesterday while walking the dog.

The stupid Forza is staying in the shed, my 4x4 is emptying my wallet, I have had too many whiplashes and concussions.

The End.

[87112]

I know the feeling. I am in Seattle right now and feels like winter never ends. I hate winter with a passion.

[Mel46]

Well, it is suppose to get up to 67 degrees here today. Tomorrow it will only get up to 52. Some of the trees are actually flowering. Winter down South is weird.

[Chapel77]

-5C or 23F where I live this morning, no overnight frost, so fine to commute on my PCX!

[WhiteNoise]

Happy Valentine's Day back atcha!
"I love my Forza...."
"The stupid Forza is....."
Puzzled. Where is the Love?

Things in common: too many whiplashes. Ugh, it sucks! We know what that brought us. Ongoing pain. Sorry for all that suffer the continuing aftermath of whiplash(es). Ibuprophen helps if you can take it.
Feel better

[homie]

Last minute attempt to get Valentine's day right. Amazing what you can do in 30 minutes when your back is against the wall We really do live like Kings of old in this country with hundreds of people waiting on us at any given moment for any given thing... God Bless the USA!

Happy Womans day people, you can't miss with pajamas and roses

[you you]

Last minute attempt to get Valentine's day right. Amazing what you can do in 30 minutes when your back is against the wall We really do live like Kings of old in this country with hundreds of people waiting on us at any given moment for any given thing... God Bless the USA!

Happy Womans day people, you can't miss with pajamas and roses

Pyjamas. Piss it away while you can. Consumer romantics.

[WhiteNoise]

Christmas celebrated too?
Very thoughtful homie. An ahhhh moment. PJ's, the perfect plan

[homie]

Christmas celebrated too?

I see that now.. was like WHAT!

Was received well... didn't get any action though but I got some CHOCOLATE!!!! OMOMOMOMMMMM
Can't find it today sooooo maybe she ate it, booooooooooo

[davenowherejones]

I spent Valentines in a doctor's walk in clinic's waiting room. Some of our local 300-400 pound women really need to quit with the chocolate. There is no way these hotties would ever fit on my Honda.

Heavy rain warnings are popping up on my phone. 3C so no snow. In the mountains???

[homie]

Some of our local 300-400 pound women really need to quit with the chocolate. There is no way these hotties would ever fit on my Honda.

Yes big girls, do we like em? Hey I remember what happened now. I was half way through the box when she stopped me and took the rest away to hide it I have a monkey with chocolate... one piece is never enough. Like beef jerky which was also in me V-Day bag.... woot!

[WhiteNoise]

Spent hours Valentine's day at the dentist. I swear he took a belt sander to my tooth. The noise level in my head Yikes! Do I still have a skull? Famous line: "Oh, this won't hurt a bit." Flat out LIE.

Wait for it, wait for it.....And the Nerve! Passing around dark chocolates, chewing over my face. Shoot, I couldn't even ask for a piece to stash away for later. Gonesville! Three little piglets!
I do Love ("really good") Dark Chocolate! Who doesn't?

homie round up your wife, and find those heavenly rich morsels of yum-yum

[JohnL]

Did he manage to drill down to your wallet?

[davenowherejones]

Did he manage to drill down to your wallet?

Mine recently took more than I paid for my Forza.

Those funny looking chairs they use suck your wallet out of your back pocket.

[montliz44]

Wait, what?

No free dental care in BC? Legend in the US has it that all medical and dental care in Canada is free. Not so, Dave?

Disappointing!

Johnny

[davenowherejones]

Wait, what?

No free dental care in BC? Legend in the US has it that all medical and dental care in Canada is free. Not so, Dave?

Disappointing!

Johnny

No free hearing aids or glasses except if you are on welfare.

My hearing aids were about $3000 and my glasses were almost a $1000.

And don't get me started on my pill costs.

If I wasn't so poor my monthly medical bill would be a lot also.

Canada is not free. Maybe cheaper but not free for everyone.

The Forza is definitely cheaper than psychiatric care. It is even cheaper than correctional care. But it ain't free or cheap.

[WhiteNoise]

Did he manage to drill down to your wallet?

Clear through it! I'm Running a tab now and asking to join his "book of the month club!"
Woweee, if we ever added up Just the cost of dental work, we'd all be in the money.
Hel-lo...I'll take that in a "lump sum" please