Driver stopped and asked if I was broken down.
Well, my scooter was purring like a precision machine, but he means well, "No, sir, just taking pictures."
*"Of what?!" he said.

Then, here, a hiker walked past and said, "You're as nutty as I am to be out here!"
I laughed, "Yes, Ma'am, I am."

She looked a darn sight warmer than I was.
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