What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter"?

GatorGreg · Post by **GatorGreg** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:47 pm

So I was riding home this evening in the parking lot of a grocery store with a case of Dasani under my seat when I yielded to a VERY attractive pedestrian (I'm talking at least an 8.5/10 on my scale) so she could walk in front of me to the store. As she passed me she looked me in the eye with a big smile and said "I like your scooter". So I just smiled back, said thank you, and rode home.

As I was riding home I wondered what the proper protocol would be in this situation assuming you are single? (which I'm not

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dkazzed · Post by **dkazzed** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:56 pm

Start carrying a spare helmet.

GatorGreg · Post by **GatorGreg** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:08 pm

dkazzed wrote:Start carrying a spare helmet.

This is excellent advice for the single guys out there because even Honda's own commercial suggests that a PCX with a spare helmet under the seat will lead to a midnight rendezvous in a pool

In fact Honda should probably include a warning in the owner's manual about this: "WARNING: Females are highly attracted to men riding the stylish and sexy PCX - you should always carry extra protection under your seat in case of an unexpected emergency."

Which reminds me of an old tune by the Babys

homie · Post by **homie** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:35 pm

Run... and don't look back

GatorGreg · Post by **GatorGreg** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:42 pm

homie wrote:Run... and don't look back

LMFAO homie!
If it wasn't too late for me to edit the poll I would definitely add that as an option

DAB · Post by **DAB** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:15 am

you should always carry extra protection under your seat in case of an unexpected emergency."[/b]

You can carry them in the glove box.

iceman · Post by **iceman** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:43 am

GatorGreg wrote:
dkazzed wrote:Start carrying a spare helmet.
This is excellent advice for the single guys out there because even Honda's own commercial suggests that a PCX with a spare helmet under the seat will lead to a midnight rendezvous in a pool[/b]

I guess we cannot sue when it's only suggested

- never had the offer of a midnight rendezvous, and that's with the much desired and faster 'pearl white' PCX

Bash On! · Post by **Bash On!** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 8:23 am

If you're not single, why are you even asking this question?

-AND-

If you _are_ single, why are you even asking this question?

kramnala58 · Post by **kramnala58** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:13 am

Bash On! wrote:If you're not single, why are you even asking this question?
-AND-
If you _are_ single, why are you even asking this question?

Exactly!

kramnala58 · Post by **kramnala58** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:15 am

Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule.

GatorGreg · Post by **GatorGreg** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:38 am

kramnala58 wrote:Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule.

Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all home

Bash On! · Post by **Bash On!** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 10:58 am

GatorGreg wrote:
kramnala58 wrote:Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule.
Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all home

Best you went home, then. She likely would have been disappointed.

GatorGreg · Post by **GatorGreg** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 5:27 pm

Bash On! wrote:
GatorGreg wrote:
kramnala58 wrote:Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule.
Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all home
Best you went home, then. She likely would have been disappointed.

Ouch - that hurts!

JohnL · Post by **JohnL** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 5:54 pm

Yes, no-one likes warm water or beer

waspmike · Post by **waspmike** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:37 pm

GatorGreg wrote: Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all home

Well that explains it all.

"Is that a bottle of Desanis in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

For the Aussies out there. You stick the potato in the front of your budgie smugglers not the back.

Or

As she passed me she looked me in the eye with a big smile and said "I like your scooter" and she knows the difference between sarcasm and irony.

GlassMan · Post by **GlassMan** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 2:13 am

This forum is Awsome!!!

pcx150man · Post by **pcx150man** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 2:24 am

GlassMan wrote:This forum is Awsome!!!

Yes it is, although best not mention you belong to a motor scooter forum whilst attempting to pick up women.....oh, and I almost always leave my pencil pocket protector, and caculator at home...at least for the first couple of dates

kramnala58 · Post by **kramnala58** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:12 am

pcx150man wrote:
GlassMan wrote:This forum is Awsome!!!
Yes it is, although best not mention you belong to a motor scooter forum whilst attempting to pick up women.....oh, and I almost always leave my pencil pocket protector, and caculator at home...at least for the first couple of dates

kramnala58 · Post by **kramnala58** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:17 am

GatorGreg wrote:
kramnala58 wrote:Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule.
Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all home

If it was a bottle of Evian water tucked in your pants, we would know that she was just being naive ...... which just so happens to be Evian spelled backwards. Maybe that is why it has its name, because we have to be fairly naive to spend that sort of money to tap water.

fish · Post by **fish** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:21 am

Did she know you have a scooter?
In some parts of Appalachia a scooter is something else.
Fish

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