What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter"?
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What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter"?
So I was riding home this evening in the parking lot of a grocery store with a case of Dasani under my seat when I yielded to a VERY attractive pedestrian (I'm talking at least an 8.5/10 on my scale) so she could walk in front of me to the store. As she passed me she looked me in the eye with a big smile and said "I like your scooter". So I just smiled back, said thank you, and rode home.
As I was riding home I wondered what the proper protocol would be in this situation assuming you are single? (which I'm not )
As I was riding home I wondered what the proper protocol would be in this situation assuming you are single? (which I'm not )
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Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter
Start carrying a spare helmet.
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Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter
This is excellent advice for the single guys out there because even Honda's own commercial suggests that a PCX with a spare helmet under the seat will lead to a midnight rendezvous in a pool In fact Honda should probably include a warning in the owner's manual about this: "WARNING: Females are highly attracted to men riding the stylish and sexy PCX - you should always carry extra protection under your seat in case of an unexpected emergency."dkazzed wrote:Start carrying a spare helmet.
Which reminds me of an old tune by the Babys
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Run... and don't look back
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LMFAO homie!homie wrote:Run... and don't look back
If it wasn't too late for me to edit the poll I would definitely add that as an option
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Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter
you should always carry extra protection under your seat in case of an unexpected emergency."[/b]
You can carry them in the glove box.
You can carry them in the glove box.
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Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter
I guess we cannot sue when it's only suggested - never had the offer of a midnight rendezvous, and that's with the much desired and faster 'pearl white' PCXGatorGreg wrote:This is excellent advice for the single guys out there because even Honda's own commercial suggests that a PCX with a spare helmet under the seat will lead to a midnight rendezvous in a pool[/b]dkazzed wrote:Start carrying a spare helmet.
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Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter
If you're not single, why are you even asking this question?
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If you _are_ single, why are you even asking this question?
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If you _are_ single, why are you even asking this question?
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Exactly!Bash On! wrote:If you're not single, why are you even asking this question?
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If you _are_ single, why are you even asking this question?
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Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter
Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule.
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Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter
Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all homekramnala58 wrote:Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule.
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Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter
Best you went home, then. She likely would have been disappointed.GatorGreg wrote:Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all homekramnala58 wrote:Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule.
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Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter
Ouch - that hurts!Bash On! wrote:Best you went home, then. She likely would have been disappointed.GatorGreg wrote:Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all homekramnala58 wrote:Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule.
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Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter
Yes, no-one likes warm water or beer
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Well that explains it all.GatorGreg wrote: Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all home
"Is that a bottle of Desanis in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
For the Aussies out there. You stick the potato in the front of your budgie smugglers not the back.
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As she passed me she looked me in the eye with a big smile and said "I like your scooter" and she knows the difference between sarcasm and irony.
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This forum is Awsome!!!
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GlassMan wrote:This forum is Awsome!!!
Yes it is, although best not mention you belong to a motor scooter forum whilst attempting to pick up women.....oh, and I almost always leave my pencil pocket protector, and caculator at home...at least for the first couple of dates
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pcx150man wrote:Yes it is, although best not mention you belong to a motor scooter forum whilst attempting to pick up women.....oh, and I almost always leave my pencil pocket protector, and caculator at home...at least for the first couple of datesGlassMan wrote:This forum is Awsome!!!
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If it was a bottle of Evian water tucked in your pants, we would know that she was just being naive ...... which just so happens to be Evian spelled backwards. Maybe that is why it has its name, because we have to be fairly naive to spend that sort of money to tap water.GatorGreg wrote:Yeah I should probably have mentioned that I had to stuff one of those Desanis in my front pocket to get them all homekramnala58 wrote:Read his other thread and you will see that she was more impressed with the under seat storage. Probably just wanted to use him as a pack mule.
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Re: What to do if attractive woman says "I like your scooter
Did she know you have a scooter?
In some parts of Appalachia a scooter is something else.
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In some parts of Appalachia a scooter is something else.
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